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Joke of the Day

"Do you know 25% of woman are seeking help for mental issues? That means 75% are not getting the help they need"

"Yo mama is so fat... That the sorting hat put her in the waffle house!"

"Why is my penis nicknamed Johnny Depp? Because I pirate so many pornos. Edit: I don't know how to add the nsfw tag sorry."

"why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed elephant? because 7 1 1 4 9 2"

"When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently ""Kindergarten"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head? A subturban!"

"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"

"What do girlfriends and sperm have in common? They both always seem to end up in your clothes"

"Terrorist Jokes. They'll make you explode with laughter."

"A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes... My dogs don't even own bikes.."