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Joke of the Day

"Immediately after walking into a store with your spouse, stop, block the entrance, and discuss why you both came. It's all good. I'll wait."

"Which chord do pedophiles like the most? A minor"

"If guys think with their penises, what does a guy say to a girl after a date? Blow my mind."

"Old but gold What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school? Bison."

"Why did the writer not like his friends book? It wasn't his type."

"I sometimes think of Siri as my wife on account of her voice & how she's always misinterpreting what I'm actually f'ing saying."

"Why are gangstas afraid of the rain? Cuz they roofless."

"I hate it when I try to impress a date by taking her to a nice restaurant and she orders something that isn't on my coupon."

"What do you call a hoarse Putin? Rasputin"

"Have you heard about the new broom they invented? Its sweeping the nation"