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Joke of the Day

"What happens when Donald gets a boner? A Trup vote."

"Twitter is considering a 10,000-character limit for tweets. Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"What's a bulimic person's favorite movie? ""The Purge"""

"PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves."

"Having a beard makes it easier to hatch a scheme, but it's getting harder and harder to play on a public swing set by myself."

"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"

"Overheard a dude say he wished there was a female version of Viagra. I guess his girlfriend has a really flaccid penis."

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same"

"What do you call a group of homosexual musicians from India who never get to play out? A Gay Raj band"