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Joke of the Day

"I'll always be here for you.... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you."

"Knock knock Who's there? Grandma Grandma who? Grandma gun, were goin huntin'"

"Why are Americans bad at league of legends? Because they can't defend their towers!...i'm gonna get stabbed"

"Some kid on xbox live told me he had *** with my mom I told him my mother has AIDS."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field"

"*in the back of a police car* can ya'll hand me the aux cord?"

"Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame."

"Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud? He doesn't know how to turn things down"

"Reddit themed Yo Momma jokes. I'll start: Yo momma so fat... ...her posts can't be upvoted."

"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."