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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame."

"Hillary Clinton made a joke about her own hair Clinton jokes: The hair is real, the color isn't - CNN"

"Ugh, I hate wearing this towel while my wife washes my cape."

"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."

"Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again"

"Why is a woman's asshole like a 9 volt battery? Because we all know it's wrong but sooner or later we're gonna put our tongue on it."

"What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!"

"Your mama so fat that NASA thought they found a new planet Dad stop it."

"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""

"My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys I have to make every second Count"