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Joke of the Day

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I decided to give him a glass of water."

"What do you call an expert at making ship parts? A master master."

"What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school? Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!"

"Does anyone actually know the secret to good click-bait titles?"

"NSFW Dad walks into a room And sees his daughter masturbating with a carrot. ""Daamn"" - he says: ""I was going to eat that later! And now it's gonna taste like carrots!!!"""

"I'm the Jason Bourne of avoiding people I know at Starbucks."

"Where did the belly button go to school? The Navel Academy"

"Condoms are like rules... ...they're made to be be broken."

"Marathons should keep going until only one person hasn't shit themselves and that person should be the winner."

"why don't blind people skydive? Its scares the heck out of the dog."