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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Grandma Grandma who? Grandma gun, were goin huntin'"

"How do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not going to come."

"The hot lady across the street had a seizure on her front lawn today. Her MILF shakes brought the paramedics to the yard."

"I once dated a guy with premature ejaculation. I don't know why. I knew it wasn't going to last. In fact, I could see it coming."

"What did Princess Diana say when she reached the ball? ***gagging noises*** PS: I don't know how to spell that out."

"Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for? What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA?!"

"Why do rogues wear leather armoe? Because it's made of hide."

"I'm going to get some hate here. Is methodist a religion that worships meth?"

"A guy goes to the doctor to get his prostate exam during the exam the guy turns and says to the doctor ""will you stick another finger up my ass? I need a second opinion"""

"When Eminem, wrote Recovery, obviously he wanted to Recover. Akon wrote Freedom, because he wanted freedom. And Justin Bieber wrote boyfriend, hhmmmm......"