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Joke of the Day

"I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time. We haven't worked out all the kinks yet."

"Man to very beautiful airhostess:- ""What's your name?"" Air hostess:- ""Eva Benz.."" Man :- ""Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"" Air hostess:- (smiling) ""maintenance cost is same"" :D"

"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."

"We all have someone's phone number in our phone and they have no idea we have it!"

"What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? ""Heavy!"""

"What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."

"The amount of time my phone spends plugged in you may as well call it a landline"

"Because Nickleback sucks too.... So Avril Lavigne is Married to a fellow Canadian, who is a band member of Nickleback.... Apparently Canada does not have laws against same suck marriage. ba dump bump!"

"I was going to tell a gay joke... But fuck it."

"A landscaper's favourite musical genre? Mow-town."