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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of masurbation? Coming unscrewed"
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"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"
"Before I go swimming in the ocean... I always slather myself in marmite, that way I have a 50% chance of not getting eaten by a shark."
"Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who was left?"
"What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese? Dind Dong"
"I saw some porn with Charlie Brown music in it and it really didn't fit the mood."
"How can you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'"
"I was going to tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."
"Why did Will die? Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: ""Fire at will"""
"The jews rated their trips to Auschwitz... they all gave it one star."