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Joke of the Day
"If there was an accepted currency worldwide, it would be Beer."
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"A pirate's wife asks him what body part he'd be most okay with losing The pirate thinks and replies, ""my spine!"" ""Why?"" says his wife, a little surprised ""Because it's holding me back!"""
"*sees neighbors bringing in KFC *knocks on door Have you seen my dog she got out *teary eyed Neighbor: Aw. No, but if there's- Some KFC?"
"Why can't two elephants go swimming? -They only have one pair of trunks."
"Scientists have now changed the name of periodic table element 117, formerly known as ununseptium, to Chogenon. CHOGENON DEEZ NUTZ"
"The Camping Chemist Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations."
"Hillary Lewinsky's campaign has received an endorsement by... Weird Al Sharpton."
"I asked my friend what he gave up for lent... He said Christianity."
"So, as I was bleeding internally... ...I was dying inside. (bad joke)"
"Do you know why Adele crossed the steet? To say hello from the other side :P"