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Joke of the Day
"What do spiders eat in France? French flys"
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"I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK."
"I tried convincing my melon-loving girlfriend to run away with me. But she told me she Cantaloupe."
"Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love? If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that."
"Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals."
"What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish? twerkins"
"Nothing sets a bad precedence like your boss catching you actually working."
"Why are people still calling my phone I thought we covered this at orientation..."
"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""
"Turns out my date had a lot of pizzazz, not pizzas. I've never been more disappointed."