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Joke of the Day

"Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love? If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that."

"The executioner let me tie my own noose He said I'm getting the hang of it."

"The ""Slow Children Playing"" signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?"

"How do you fix the dishwasher? Smack her."

"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."

"You know how dogs think, when you leave, that you're never coming back? That's how I feel when I leave the house for work every morning."

"Liverpool football club"

"Justin Bieber Comedy Roast - 10 Meanest Jokes"

"What's square-shaped and yellow? A yellow box"

"Why isn't there a Jared's for boys? Oh wait, there is."