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Joke of the Day

"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""

"I'm so sick of gravity! It's really brining me down."

"Shout out to whoever invented Braille! Maybe nobody remembers your name but you came up with a pretty dope way for blind people to read"

"I turned down a free meal at the steak house yesterday. It was a missed steak."

"What do you call a virus that affects the command line? Terminal Illness"

"How crazy is it that we used to say ""three and a half inch floppy"" with a straight face"

"I have the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the local zoo"

"Are you guys sure common sense can't be beaten into people ? Because I'd like to give it try!"

"Have you ever thought about dying instantly? couldn't hurt."

"I invented a figure skating move. It's called 360 degree faceplant. It's like a normal faceplant, but with a twist."