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Joke of the Day

"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""

"What's the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss........"

"Nothing turns your world upside-down more than realizing you've been singing the wrong lyrics for 20 years."

"Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife."

"What did captain Kirk do in the head? He Shatner."

"Ignorance is only bliss until you wish you knew the answer"

"What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day."

"Once you go black... you're a single mom."

"Why did the bike fall over? It was ""two"" tired."

"Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode."