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Joke of the Day

"Nothing sets a bad precedence like your boss catching you actually working."

"Scary Story Told In Only Five Words Your browser history is public!"

"Theres this one word I always stumble on when I try to remember it.... oh yeah, the word is forget."

"It's no surprise that Trump is here, just look at all the movies where there is a black President and something comes to destroy the earth. All credits go to Larry Wilmore. ;)"

"Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration. He's going to be the border wall."

"People keep mixing up my jokes and my sex They groan at my jokes, and they laugh at my sex."

"A gymnast walks into a bar. She is promptly deducted five points"

"My friend told me he was afraid of Al Queda... Guess that makes him an iraqnaphobe"

"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips."

"Bono played a prank on me yesterday and I wasn't happy. He really pushed me over The Edge."