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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish? twerkins"
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"Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone? It had a 5 year plan"
"How can you tell an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean"
"#HowToAvoidPoliticsAtDinner bring up something less controversial, like religion."
"I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, ""I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"""
"It really annoys me when people who barely know you want to become Facebook friends, like an old classmate or someone you've slept with"
"when fruit talks Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?"
"I invented the word ""plagiarism"""
"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."
"Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere. Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust"