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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK."

"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"

"Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention."

"If stealing office supplies were an Olympic sport, they'd test me for steroids."

"I hate it when the credit card bills come in and I have to have sex with my husband."

"How many HAES advocates does it take to replace a lightbulb? Just because it's round doesn't mean it needs to change, sizest thin scum."

"I have sensitive teeth..... And I'm afraid I'll say something to hurt their fillings."

"What do you call a dock that lost it's cock? A TRANSport"

"Guys, can we please stop making jokes about Donald Trump? Otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee."

"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub"