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Joke of the Day
"Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals."
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"A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar. Bartender says, what'll ya have Mitt?"
"""You the bomb"" ""No you the bomb""....- A compliment in America.An argument in the Middle East."
"Woman jokes aren't funny, period."
"What do wearing Crocs and receiving a blowjob have in common? It feels great at first, and then you look down and realize you're gay."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite song? White Christmas"
"Monica Lewinsky isn't voting for Hillary. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."
"This guy in my living room must think I'm an idiot, he says he picked my lock but I distinctly remember choosing it at the store by myself."
"Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea."
"So I neutered my car yesterday ""You, what?"" Neutered my car ""..."" It's another word for fixed ""I wish I never gave you that thesaurus"""