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Joke of the Day

"Where's the gratification in tearing down another human being? It's much easier to have heart, than walk w a self-inserted rod up your ASS."

"I don't like you messing with my donkey call-center business. I'm the one with my ass on the line."

"What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up."

"Saying Java is good because it works on Windows, Linux and Mac OS is like saying... Anal sex is good because it works on men, women, and animals."

"What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !"

"Someone needs to tell drug sniffing dogs about the whole ""man's best friend"" thing."

"I don't know what gave you that impression but I wouldn't sleep on it next time."

"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."

"A carny invited me back to her place for a good time last night... She wasn't kidding, there were bumper cars, a ghost train and a mechanical bull. I had a blast!"

"I wish my girlfriend was more like my job... My job sucks dick!"