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Joke of the Day
"What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !"
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"My brother's now ok with me calling him retarded. All I had to do was tell him that 5 of the 6 presidential candidates are retarded."
"What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's? brucism"
"what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?"
"Rules are like a penis You can bend it as much as you want, but if you break it, you're fucked."
"Nuts Two peanuts walk into a bar, one of em was a salted!"
"Doctor and Patient Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"I bring Mayweather with me when I work at customer service... Because he's great at avoiding fights."
"what does Dr Watson says to his flatmate when he's constipated? no shit, Sherlock"
"Where do gay midgets come out from? The cabinet."