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Joke of the Day

"Saying Java is good because it works on Windows, Linux and Mac OS is like saying... Anal sex is good because it works on men, women, and animals."

"Knock knock Shoes there. Must be the invisible man."

"What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing? He writes scary stories."

"I caught my SO putting plastic utensils in the waffle iron. I yelled,""What are you doing?! That will ruin it!"" She replies,""Yesterday you told me to lego your eggos. Make up your mind already!"""

"I'd watch Pimp My Ride: One Year Later, a show about people coming to terms with maintaining a fish tank and waffle-maker in a Ford Fiesta."

"Melissa McCarthy has been diagnosed with an aggressive flesh eating virus They've given her only 14 years to live, if untreated."

"What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? A shitty-sore-ass."

"Long story short, I accidentally left the cat in the refrigerator."

"whose playing shaggy so much? Velma"

"A bank is a place that will lend you money... if you can prove that you don't need it."