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Joke of the Day
"What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up."
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"Did you hear what happened to Lot's wife? She got assaulted"
"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic."
"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."
"Two muffins are in the oven. . . One turns to the other and says ""its a bit hot in here"", the other screams ""ahhh! a talking muffin"""
"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, its a whopper."
"Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !"
"In New York, yelling at someone is demeaning it's de meaning of being a New Yorker!"
"They're saying I put a stuffed animal in the toilet. Untrue. I sent it on a mission to retrieve my toy cars."
"Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them."