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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Skrillex go fishing? He always drops the bass. Teehee"
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"How can you spot a Canadian They're the ones that say ""Thank You"" to the ATM"
"What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius."
"Rattlesnakes and Condoms ...two things I don't fuck with."
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
"How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"I just managed to determine someones IQ just by hearing her laugh."
"My friend was harassing me with bird puns But toucan play at that game."
"I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? Your keyboard"