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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Skrillex go fishing? He always drops the bass. Teehee"
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"I havent talked to my wife in 6 months. I got a slap the last time I interupted her."
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go a day without robin."
"""Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"" -""A little early isn't it, Woody?"" -""For a beer?"" -""No, for stupid questions."""
"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"
"What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers"
"What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead? A sixth sense"
"I like my comedy how I like my milk..... dry."
"Talk shit about Billy Joel to me & you'll get BLOCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCKED. You oughta know by now."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? The victims of 9-11 they went through 97 stories in 10 seconds."