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Joke of the Day
"Rattlesnakes and Condoms ...two things I don't fuck with."
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"It takes a keen ear to pick out a girl's ""I haven't finished but I know you're about to, so I'll try to be supportive"" moan."
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"Whats green and flies? Super Pickle"
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