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Joke of the Day
"How can you spot a Canadian They're the ones that say ""Thank You"" to the ATM"
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"There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism... ....The ""I have a Dream"" speech."
"Mom, what's a Kardashian? It's what a midget can't see over when in the driver's seat. Just kidding, dear. It means whore."
"Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines."
"One of my stuffed animals just told me I should get back on my meds, I guess someone doesn't want to be part of tea party club anymore."
"If you yell Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times at 3AM, as loud as you can, your mom will appear and tell you to shut up and go to bed."
"Me and my girlfriend were on a cruise, listening to Bob Marley. She said he was Upboat."
"Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes?"
"Whats the hardest thing about a pedophile. His dick."
"How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes."