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Joke of the Day
"My friend was harassing me with bird puns But toucan play at that game."
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"What do call a disgraceful Asian Nothing they're not your child anymore"
"A man walks into a bar His alcoholism is tearing his family apart"
"How about we don't pick a president this time and everyone promises to behave themselves."
"Andreas Lubitz. Is the first German pilot to record 150 kills in 70 years."
"[judge at restaurant] ""I will try... the lobster"" [2 hours later] ""I find the lobster guilty of money laundering and embezzlement"""
"I wonder whether Bankruptcy Court would be more fun if they reversed their Rs like Toys R Us."
"How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'"
"""Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon?"" ""I stayed in"" ""Oh"""
"You know what's odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."