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Joke of the Day
"I just managed to determine someones IQ just by hearing her laugh."
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"My friend said he's going to a fancy dress party as a small Italian island..... I said don't be so silly."
"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."
"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."
"#ItsTheEndOfTheWorldAnd I'm going to run with scissors and swim immediately after eating!!!"
"I just found out I stayed in the same hotel room as royalty. The dope left his bible behind"
"You know what really grinds my gears? People who can't drive manual."
"I bought a new book today called ""How to end your pet's life with dignity"" Even after I'd read it, I just couldn't put it down."
"Ladies... don't jump to conclusions that your boyfriend is cheating just because he never wants you to look at his phone. It's probably just full of porn"
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na naaa"