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Joke of the Day
"What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius."
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"I sexually identify as a brick. I'm always hard and I've only been laid once."
"Where do sick boats go? The dock!"
"Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly."
"Psychic fellatio It'll blow your mind"
"Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car."
"Operator: 911, what's your emergency. Me: I'm 33 and I tried to do a cartwheel."
"Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100."
"What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? Re-tail."