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Joke of the Day

"Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property. Or they'll come back and re-possess your house."

"Why is it faster to download Midget porn? The files are always smaller."

"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"

"I forgot I had an ambien in my back pocket Now my ass is asleep"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !"

"Just walked in on my uncle ""taking a selfie"" :("

"What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France? If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture."

"A blonde is at the diner A blonde is at a diner and when the waitress comes to take the order, the blonde reads the name tag out loud: 'Debbie, how sweet.... what do you call the other one?'"

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"

"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"