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Joke of the Day

"I just want to make you hot. Mess your hair up. Get your blood flowing. When I chase you around the house over the last piece of pizza."

"What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word ""and"" say about candy that caused such a hubbub? Mike Ike's are my least favorite."

"A set of jumpleads walk into a bar... The bar man says ""I'll serve you but you better not start anything."""

"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"

"Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories? Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy."

"One thing you can count on: For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it."

"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"

"What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate? ""OH^- NO^3+ !"""

"What do you call a lazy sandstone? A sedentary rock."

"How many French people need to defend Paris? It isn't known, never tried."