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Joke of the Day
"Why such hate on Lance Armstrong? I think his riding style is pretty dope."
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"How does ISIS turn on their water heater? They light the pilot on fire."
"A guy goes to see a psychiatrist He's frantic. He says to the doctor, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'M A WIGWAM, I'M A TEEPEE!"" The doctor says, ""calm down, you're two tents."""
"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."
"biggest joke ever? The U.N"
"What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers? Blackbirds"
"If you watch Scooby-Doo backwards its about some kids helping a business owner enter a costume contest then minding their own business."
"Quickest way to get over someone? 4 wheel drive"
"What do you call a bisexual vietnamese person? **Bi**ngo."
"I'm sexually attracted to biceps. Does that make me biceptual?"