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Joke of the Day
"Why are camels known as ships of the desert? ... Because they are full of Arab semen."
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"I have created a new Word! plagiarism"
"I've been exaggerating... ...since 1744."
"Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."
"I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows. (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)"
"Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm."
"Why is Batman so jealous of Superman? Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2"
"Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction."
"i think when there's a new viral thing and instead of checking it out you're like ""eh who cares i bet it's dumb"" that's Internet Adulthood"
"There are a billion people in China. Just think how many more there would be if the women had bigger tits."