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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream got shot!"
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"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""
"The Earth was concerned about the moon. The Sun tried to reassure the Earth. ""The moon is just going through a phase"" said the Sun."
"Disappointed the ATM didn't shoot out a burst of confetti to congratulate me for having enough to pull out twenty bucks."
"Men statistically have larger brains than women, which is why men are usually smarter and elephants rule us all from their laser-hovercraft"
"You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands... For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry."
"You may think i'm odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches.. But hey.. That's just Hawaii roll."
"I was going to tell a joke about sodium... But then I said ""Na, I'll do it later."""
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated"
"The embarrasing email Hillary Clinton doesn't want anyone to know about [deleted]"