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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream got shot!"
Next Joke
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is not a full essay."
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me She said no both times."
"Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'. They hope to keep our attendance more regular."
"I have a Stepladder.. I never knew my real Ladder"
"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
"I slept with 4 girls last night... And the floor of the hotel room killed my back."
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable!"
"I'm addicted to Nun porn... It's a bad habit."
"Did you hear about the new PBR-flavored bagel spread ""Pabst schmear"""