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Joke of the Day

"The Earth was concerned about the moon. The Sun tried to reassure the Earth. ""The moon is just going through a phase"" said the Sun."

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"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."
"""Nope, there is no i in team."" -Pat Sajak, accidentally giving away the puzzle"
"The morning after a long night of drinking, I went to buy a flower arrangement. The guy at the counter asked me if I had been drinking. I said, ""No. I woke up like this. Florist."""
"Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it."
"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped prison? A small medium at large"
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""A police officer."" ""A police officer who?"" ""A police officer who just shot your dog, now open up if you don't want to end up like him!"""
"What are a redneck's last words? ""Hey, guys, look what I can do!"""
"Kinda cool how they based an entire country off of Mexican food."
"I told my mom I was going to go work the polls. She replied, ""don't forget to wipe it down before you start your set."""
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