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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a joke about sodium... But then I said ""Na, I'll do it later."""
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"Always trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie."
"why do philosophers love the ocean so much? because it's deep!"
"Want to know a Harry Potter riddle? Tom Marvolo"
"Where did Donald Trump go for dinner last night? Rubio Tuesdays"
"What do bulls do math with? A cow-culator! (Cue groans)"
"I can't stand pedophiles - Fucking immature assholes."
"A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer... He says, ""Give it to me straight, Doc."""
"People are like the digestive system. In the end, they're all assholes."
"Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? He had to take a sheet."