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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a joke about sodium... But then I said ""Na, I'll do it later."""
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"[being murdered] Me: did you get that knife out of the dishwasher Murderer: ...yes Me: and you didnt empty it Murderer: [murder roles reverse]"
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