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Joke of the Day

"Couple kissing on the road A Kid On His Way To Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road, He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM."

"Hello? Yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? No? well"

"Are the readers of this subreddit mostly men? Who else would consider a couple inches of text to be long?"

"How many men do you need to defend Paris? I have no idea. Nobody ever tried."

"GOOD COP: Crazy girlfriend? I know how THAT is BAD COP: He's trying to get on your side so you confess GOOD COP: Jesus Christ, Frank"

"I don't have multiple personality disorder and neither do I."

"Gran's always up for a laugh, so for a bit of a practical joke, I put her walking stick out of her reach .. I just can't believe she fell for it."

"Did you hear about the sheep who's young son carried him off the farm? He was on the lamb."

"Insomnia is a glamorous term for 'thoughts you forgot to have in the day.'"

"Xbox One and PS4 Get into a car crash... And here comes the ambulance ""WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU"""