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Joke of the Day

"Gran's always up for a laugh, so for a bit of a practical joke, I put her walking stick out of her reach .. I just can't believe she fell for it."

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to be 14 before it comes on his face"

"Where is an elephant's sex organ? In his toes. If he steps on you, you're fucked."

"Some people won't stop complaining about Steam's new updates... ... I guess they just can't see the Big Picture. (Just thought of this and wanted to share.)"

"What do you call a guy that's lost his car? Carlos"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."

"Does a litter box count as a guest bathroom?"

"I see your ""long walks on the beach"" and I raise you ""long Segway rides on beach"" *peels off on beach throwing sand in dates face*"

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"What do a thong and Bernie Sander's crazyman hairstyle have in common? They both barely cover a cunt."