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Joke of the Day
"How many men do you need to defend Paris? I have no idea. Nobody ever tried."
Next Joke
"I saw a black man walking down the street with a TV. ""That looks a lot like mine..."" I thought... Then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."
"How do Australians sleep? With their heads at the foot of the bed."
"I got arrested today for feeding the homeless guys on my street... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun."
"If you spin an Chinese man around a hundred times... does he get disoriented?"
"I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."
"87.53% of statistics are false Title"
"Sayings always said with sarcasm. Any examples? I hate to say I told you so. No sarcasm: I...I truly hate to say I told you so."
"What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingita..."
"Why do robots make bad lovers? Nuts & bolts!"