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Joke of the Day
"Hello? Yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? No? well"
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"""I'm so sorry"", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma."
"Blowjobs did not live up to my expectations. They suck."
"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"
"What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing? They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation."
"What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party? A turn up"
"What does a chef call an undercover cop? Pig in a blanket."
"Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small."
"I always want to be friends with the people that need shopping carts at the liquor store. I bet those people are fun."
"How do you make antifreeze? Take away her blanket!"