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Joke of the Day

"Hello? Yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? No? well"

"A terrorist attack has blown away 2 local houses one made of straw and the other made of wood. Police think that it's probably a lone wolf."

"My mom once asked if Jack Frost was based on a true story. Jack Frost is a movie where a father dies and returns as a snowman."

"What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East? Tuesday."

"It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I'd say I don't believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, ""Been there, done that."""

"Ladies - how do you know if you are having a good time? When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there."

"Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats."

"What did the dog say after a hard day at work ? ""Today sure was ruff"" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P"

"What Do You Call IDubbbz When He is Angry? Osteoferocious!"

"Why do women talk so much? Because they have 4 lips."