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Joke of the Day

"Are the readers of this subreddit mostly men? Who else would consider a couple inches of text to be long?"

"Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ""Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?"""

"What's the best version of Microsoft Office? Microsoft Office 36543"

"A guy walked into a bar. He was brought to the closest hospital quickly."

"The worst thing about being bjtten by a spider is that you're probably australian"

"What's a minister's favorite food? Tacos al pastor"

"How did Hitler react to the fall of Berlin? He did Nazi-it coming."

"How do you make an archaeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask them what period is this from."

"Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"What time is it in Brazil? Oh, it's 7 past Cesar"