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Joke of the Day
"I don't have multiple personality disorder and neither do I."
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"When a cop eats bacon is it considered cannibalism?"
"a cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremeley slow motion"
"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."