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Joke of the Day
"What does JK Rowling text her friends to let them know that she was just kidding :("
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"Where there is a will, there is usually a death."
"For those who can't eat their vegetables bc of the wheelchair: There IS a chocolate shake with every one, all you have to do is pull out the straw. Edit: a word"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"
"I learned to watch my back after seeing a dude kill his brother & then try to bang his girl. Life comes at you fast when your a kid Watching The Lion King"
"Shut up laundry.Nobody wants to do you."
"Shout out to my loving wife, who has made me everything I am today... Fucking miserable"
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones"
"I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Things happened but in the end, we answered a life-long question... The chicken came first."
"[NSFW] I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off It's hard"