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Joke of the Day
"What does JK Rowling text her friends to let them know that she was just kidding :("
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"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Obviously more than 8, because my basement is still dark."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six-offender! Edit; not my joke!"
"Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road? To **GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!**"
"So 3 mods and a user walk into a bar [deleted]"
"My First Original - A female patient visits her Gyno and says ""I've got something stuck in my vagina!!!"" the Gynecologist says ""I'll look into it"""
"I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!"
"Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sprinkles on his penis and strawberry sauce on his bollocks. Police think he topped himself."
"idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven't talked to since high school"
"My new years resolution for 2017 1920x1080"