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Joke of the Day

"My First Original - A female patient visits her Gyno and says ""I've got something stuck in my vagina!!!"" the Gynecologist says ""I'll look into it"""

"Rude joke I was taken the dog for a walk in the graveyard and seen a bloke bent down behind a tombstone, so respectfully I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, taking a shit"""

"What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech."

"Ted Cruz believes in Creationism so he was really pissed off his daughters could be monkeys."

"My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluids... but he tells me that he can stop any time."

"A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark"

"What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him? Get off me holmes!"

"How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere."

"Therapist: So why doesn't the marriage work? Wife: My husband uses to many Star Wars puns Husband: Divorce is strong in this one"

"What did the train say on the way to Auschwitz? Jew-Jew"