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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how do you spell Mississippi with one I? *Covers left eye* M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I"
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"Why does bread not have eyebrows? Because it's bread."
"I just told my girlfriend that I was an Italian mite in a past life . I'm a Roman tick at heart."
"DINNERTIME FOOD IDEAS FROM MY SON ""Can we put Nutella on our salmon and call it salmonella?"" This has been DINNERTIME FOOD IDEAS FROM MY SON"
"The average woman would rather be beautiful, than smart ...because the average man can see better than he can think"
"My girlfriend asked me why we don't make love like they do in the movies.. So I ripped off her clothes, fucked her in the ass and came in her eye. I guess we don't watch the same movies."
"Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles"
"""Hello, 912"" wait did u say 912? ""yup"" I meant to dial 911 ""happens all the time"" lol I'm such a goof ""haha right?"" my neighbor got stabbed"
"Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? The only angle lacking in his life was secs."
"I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud, in my sophomore year. But the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung"