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Joke of the Day

"[REQUEST] FAST! I'm trying to impress a girl by text. Send me your funniest jokes about potatoes. Anything having to do with potatoes. NSFW or not anything's fair game."

"Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"

"Why are feminists bad cashiers? They can't make change."

"If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it."

"Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you... But don't worry, worrying is also bad for you too."

"My dad said ""Always leave them wanting more."" That's how he lost his job in disaster relief."

"What did the Hammerhead say to the Great White as they parted ways? I guess I'll see you around chum."

"An Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew are sitting at a bar What a fine example of an integrated community."

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess a snail makes?"