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Joke of the Day

"What did the Hammerhead say to the Great White as they parted ways? I guess I'll see you around chum."

"A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat... He quickly runs home to his mother and says ""Mummy! Mummy! I just saw an angel!"""

"Really Funny Joke What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"

"Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck. 2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo. 3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

"Birds can be dangerous. Do you know what's the primary risk that woodpeckers pose to women? Splinters."

"Where do noobs live in Iceland? Rekt-javik"

"What did one piano say to another? CBA"

"How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know"

"What's the difference between Trump and a pile of poop? A pile of poop is naturally brown."

"What do you call a nuclear-powered car? A mobile-Chernobyl!"