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Joke of the Day
"My dad said ""Always leave them wanting more."" That's how he lost his job in disaster relief."
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"I think you are amayonazing! I'd take it as a condiment."
"What do you call an apathetic Russian? A So-be-it."
"Called my mum to tell her I was stuck in a rut. She yells that life is tough, get on with it & hangs up. I'm now waiting on a tow truck."
"China has a new mid-range rocket called the 'Dong Feng'... ...there is another rocket under development called the 'Pon.'"
"When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say ""Oh sorry"" or ""Well that sucks""."
"What do you call 2 algebraists who marry? Prime mates"
"Prank Idea: Toss some red laundry in the ocean and turn the great white sharks into the great pink sharks."
"Musicians... cant seem to get of the [sofa](http://imgur.com/xUunghQ)"
"Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high... Judge: Order! Order in the court! Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye."