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Joke of the Day
"What's the deal with airplane peanuts? I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?"
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"Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there."
"Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas? They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe."
"Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."
"If you use the term ""man card"" seriously, I assume you use it to access your ""man cave,"" so you can hunker down & gobble some ""man dong."""
"What is it called when a hacker poops? Logging out"
"Why are housing prices in Toronto falling? Because the market got flooded."
"Well, at least I didn't kill a lion! - Bill Cosby"
"What do Romans say when their wives run away? Caesar!"
"real men.. [twitches uncontrollably] don't hi- [""real man"" skin suit falls off revealing fake man who was the one doing bad stuff all along]"