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Joke of the Day
"Why are feminists bad cashiers? They can't make change."
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"A black man and a Mexican are in a car , who's driving it ? The Police"
"Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016"
"An old man went underwear shopping. ""Boxers or briefs?"" Asked the clerk. ""Depends."""
"How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave"
"'Let's just agree to disagree.' -Me, saying grace at the dinner table."
"There's no mirrors in this self checkout?!?"
"I think we should elect Bernie. When Isis hears a Jew is president they will all have heart attacks and die."
"Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it."
"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""