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Joke of the Day

"Suddenly had the urge to lay on the floor and do stomach crunches. Then I found some bubble wrap and that urge went away."

"Don't answer the door after dark because it might be an orphan in a basket and ain't nobody got time for that."

"What did 9/11 have in common with a lasagna? There was ground meat between the layers."

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look I'm changing!"

"Shortest joke in the world An Irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen."

"Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!"

"What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite."

"Why are chefs the meanest? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream"

"I just made your acquaintance, and this is preposterous, but here is my address, perhaps thou shall mail me maybe."

"I used to brag that my dad worked in the food court. I thought he was a food lawyer. Shoulda wondered why a lawyer would wear a sbarro shirt"