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Joke of the Day
"Shortest joke in the world An Irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen."
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"The most courageous thing a TV show can do now is keep all its characters alive."
"A young girl asks her father. A young girl asks her father ""Daddy what does the word slut mean?"" Father ""Sweetie don't use that word, your mother will be offended"""
"this asian is Hannibal Lecter At the animal shelter"
"Setp 1: Learn Spelling"
"If Hillary had a sex change, then we still wouldn't have a female president... except for North Carolina."
"Autocorrect changed Italian to Taliban, so now I'm sure the NSA is super interested in my ricotta cheese."
"What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."
"Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight,,, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanhjkjhgfd,, THIS IS SCOTT'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT."
"What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window."